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xShell	ROCtemple: The Seventh	Lead	[-]
TX Member Posts: 2904 (06/19/08 09:47 AM) TX Member Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None Welcome To ROCtemple: The Seventh You know the drill ;D Obligatory members, glossary and rules lists: Temple Members: Shell: Founder and Mayor Sara: Co-founder and Sheriff Twink: Deputy Kyre Ravn: Knight Beth: Monk Wrangler PalindrOme: Knight Paully: Knight Charlie: Bouncer Stutz: Feather Fluffer Geds: Elephant Breeder Minsky: Scribe Fred: Gardener Shen: Janitor Xusan: Knight LTB: Healer Xenawp7706: Knight LovingRen: Polisher of ROC's boots Kam: Mayor's Assistant Smutterly: Ticklemeister Rosalyn: 'Sleep Like A ROC' B&B Proprietor Skimgirl: Coffee Lady Brabs: Guardian Lost Voodoo: Bubble Blower Temple Glossary: Goddess - No explanation needed Boots - We all know what THEY are How about them Oranges? - Holy slogan Ninedy Marbles - No household should be without these Tassles - Respect and admire Ambrosia - Coffee Mysterious parchment - On a need-to-know basis.. Ass² - Important mathematical measurement Pruple - The most awesome colour ever Tea Kettle [adjective] - If you hear a high pitched whistling.. Run.. Tea Kettle [verb] - Nice oneeeeee -hi 5- Control Center - A happy place.. Zucchini - A wanted felon. Do not approach. Carrots - Common-used spies. If spotted, kill on site. BRA - Not for the weak of heart Keeping The Balance: Equal opportunity slogan Temple Rules: -Share the love -Respect authoritah -No Zucchinis or Carrots -No Elephants in the pool -Have fun -No sex on the altar (Unless i'm involved) Multi-lingual versions of the holy slogan: English - "How about them oranges?" Dutch - "hoe zit het met de appelsienen?" German - "Wie stehts mit den Apfelsinen?" Portuguese - "E que tal as laranjas?" French - "Et à propos des oranges?" Finnish - "Entä mitenkäs ne appelsiinit?" Swedish - "Hur är det med dessa apelsiner?" Norwegian - "Hvor er det med disse appelsiner?" Hebrew - "Ekh al hem tapuzim?" Arabic - "Kaif 'ala hum burtuqal?" [Memorize the holy slogan in all these languages and shall you befall any trouble in some unknown land, any foreign ROCers will instantly recognise your loyalty to the goddess and order the gunners to stand down] Previously on ROCtemple: ROCtemple The First ROCtemple The Second ROCtemple The Third ROCtemple The Forth ROCtemple The Fifth ROCtemple The Sixth ROC on! Shell, Founder of ROCnation. Proud PLAyer -\|- Hardcore ROCer -\|- Mayor of ROCtopia Last Edited By: xShell 07/11/08 08:02 AM. Edited 9 times.
xShell		#1	[-]
TX Member Posts: 2905 (06/19/08 09:52 AM) TX Member Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Previously... On ROCtemple: Beth Said: Speaking of which... where the (insert favorite expletive) is the healer?!?!?!? Hope she's ok.. Charlie Said: Last time I saw her she went into the woods to search for some healing plants. Do you think the carrots kidnapped her? Shell Said: "We have your healer, and we wont give her back until our demands are met. We want $3,000,000 in small, untraceable bills, total control over ROCtopia and all who dwells within, and a lifetime's supply of Mars Bars. Yours truly, El Zucchino" Beth Said: This truly is war. And Now... On ROCtemple: Proud PLAyer -\|- Hardcore ROCer -\|- Mayor of ROCtopia
LLROCFAN07		#2	[-]
TX Member Posts: 412 (06/19/08 02:35 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	ok...I'm in....time to get out my gardeners wartime garb...hey do we have a tracker for such events? we need our healer back!...the herb garden wasn't that far from the temple as a matter of fact. hey can I bring flameball long? Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Last Edited By: LLROCFAN07 06/19/08 02:41 PM. Edited 1 times.
xShell		#3	[-]
TX Member Posts: 2906 (06/19/08 03:22 PM) TX Member Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Bethhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Weight/Workout update: My scales at home are totally c0cked.. they're telling I weigh less than I do.. But they're now saying i'm 8 stone 7 [119lbs] Butttttt.... I weigheded myself at the gym the other day, and excluding the weight of my trainers, it said I was about 8 stone 10 [122lbs] .. So averaging it out to avoid getting overly excited.. i'm about 120.5lbs.. and my initial target was 120lbs!!! Partaaaaaaaay! No, wait.. we're on a mission to safe teh Healer.. mk, back to our regular scheduled programming...... P.s. Beth needs to go on Skype. Proud PLAyer -\|- Hardcore ROCer -\|- Mayor of ROCtopia
mihb		#4	[-]
TX Member Posts: 805 (06/19/08 04:32 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Beth is a gimp with her left hand. But Beth is typing with her left hand cause she;s getting tendenitis in her right. damn inconvenient. So bear with my slow typinng. oops, beth forgot to refer to herself in the 3rd person. You rock, shell. I'm a proud wrangler and a negligent lifter. haven't been to the gym in forever. grrrrr. Thanks to SaraXenite for the ROCTemple banner and JCovington for the keepership. Proud member of the PLA
xShell		#5	[-]
TX Member Posts: 2907 (06/19/08 05:01 PM) TX Member Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Poor Beth :[ Mk, anyone who cracks their knuckles, stoppit right now! .. And fankoo for teh kind words of encouragement. ETA: Btw, i've updated the Temple Members list.. but I dunno if i've missed anyone out, so new-ish people, if y'all could have a lookie and make sure your names are on there, just to make sure. Kthanxbai. Proud PLAyer -\|- Hardcore ROCer -\|- Mayor of ROCtopia
skimgirl		#6	[-]
TX Member Posts: 105 (06/20/08 02:36 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	shows arm muscles ok I'm ready to fight! ... or deliver coffee whichever @shell: thanks for adding me to the list ~keepership made by the lovely aurora goddess~
xenawp7706		#7	[-]
TX Member Posts: 4502 (06/20/08 03:07 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I am ready too No Xena, No Xenaverse
Charlie0024		#8	[-]
TX Member Posts: 1323 (06/20/08 02:09 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Xusan and I are ready but I think she still wants to watch soccer before she goes into war with the zucchinis. All games, each evening. But I'm really ready. After my coffee of course. Both cups Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! - Coffee has two virtues: it's wet and warm. - Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
skimgirl		#9	[-]
TX Member Posts: 109 (06/20/08 02:21 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	runs to you with cart caf? decaf? late? cappucino? cookie? ~keepership made by the lovely aurora goddess~
xShell		#10	[-]
TX Member Posts: 2908 (06/20/08 02:24 PM) TX Member Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Wow, getting a coffee lady was an excellent idea, I like the speedy service. I'm currently drawing up blue prints and schematics with my war council.. trying to come up with the best strategy for infiltrating and attacking El Zucchino's top secret evil lair.. But my war council are so distracted by the coffee.. well we may be here a while. Proud PLAyer -\|- Hardcore ROCer -\|- Mayor of ROCtopia
Xusan		#11	[-]
TX Member Posts: 863 (06/20/08 07:07 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Charlie wrote: Xusan and I are ready but I think she still wants to watch soccer before she goes into war with the zucchinis. All games, each evening. Do I hear a complaint in this post? During the games you have your freetime, I thought you like your time alone?! Anyway, the football match is over... for now. So now I'm all yours my fellow templers. What should I do? But I have to warn you, I can't stay very long. The next match is this evening. But until this time, you can order me around. I'll do anything for my goddess. Userbar graphics by TaladarkieJJ, Aurora Goddess, Nanziniemi and lexx223 Proud member of the PLA Thanks to Shen for the scroll. A peck for Nutty for the lovely keepership and a hug to Sara for the great temple banner. Without Gabrielle there would be no Xena! My XG-Music vids
LLROCFAN07		#12	[-]
TX Member Posts: 413 (06/22/08 11:39 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	runs into Shells office ok ROCtemple Mayor...I've got my armour on...ready to go... how does it look?...made it myself Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Charlie0024		#13	[-]
TX Member Posts: 1328 (06/23/08 06:55 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Xusan wrote: Do I hear a complaint in this post? During the games you have your freetime, I thought you like your time alone?! Me complaining? Never. Oh yes I wish this soccer EM would go on and on. When it's over I have to take you back. Do you like Tennis? Perhaps you could watch Wimbledon after soccer and giving me even more free time for myself. @fred: nice armor, now that's what I call prepared for war. Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! - Coffee has two virtues: it's wet and warm. - Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
xenawp7706		#14	[-]
TX Member Posts: 4539 (06/23/08 07:02 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Nice armour Fred No Xena, No Xenaverse
Xusan		#15	[-]
TX Member Posts: 867 (06/24/08 03:44 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	@Charlie: Tough luck! I don't like tennis. But maybe I will find another activity which will give you more freetime. How about staring at Fred's new armour ? She looks so hot in it. Userbar graphics by TaladarkieJJ, Aurora Goddess, Nanziniemi and lexx223 Proud member of the PLA Thanks to Shen for the scroll. A peck for Nutty for the lovely keepership and a hug to Sara for the great temple banner. Without Gabrielle there would be no Xena! My XG-Music vids
LLROCFAN07		#16	[-]
TX Member Posts: 414 (06/24/08 04:12 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	awww shucks, thanks everyone...I had fun making it and even more fun wearing it...I'm hoping I get to use it too!...you'll notice I hate wearing shoes so going bare foot is better for me because this is how I walk and work in the ROCgarden...hopefully it will help me feel if the carrots & zucchinis are near or if they're running...lol. the sword should come in handy for sticking them in their hidy spot...I guess that makes me the gardener/tracker in these here parts...lol...vegetable kabobs anyone? who's bringin the portable grill?...and the chefs and the kitchen help and the tent put-er-upers?...sorry about the ling-o...must be from smoking the weeds in the garden trying to recycle...lmao...gotta come up with another way to recycle the weeds I guess. Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Last Edited By: LLROCFAN07 06/24/08 04:15 PM. Edited 1 times.
Charlie0024		#17	[-]
TX Member Posts: 1340 (06/26/08 07:16 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	LLROCFAN07 wrote: the sword should come in handy for sticking them in their hidy spot...I guess that makes me the gardener/tracker in these here parts...lol...vegetable kabobs anyone? who's bringin the portable grill?...and the chefs and the kitchen help and the tent put-er-upers? You want to eat our enemies? I know it's vegetable but it kinda reminds me of that Xena Season 6 episode "The Abyss" Can't we just throw them to the Bunnies? And put some meat on the grill? Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! - Coffee has two virtues: it's wet and warm. - Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Rosalyn		#18	[-]
TX Member Posts: 7 (06/27/08 07:57 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	What the hecks a ROC temple and May I apply? I could be- A tamer of shrews, grape stomper, bacchei control officer, captain of the banana boat, ring master of the traveling flea circus, a fly in the ointment, pizza delivery girl A proprietor of- Rosini's Paninis Ye Old Sandwich Shoppe Rosa's Wonder Bra Emporium Sleep like a ROC Bed and Breakfast Inn Who'll Fuel You, zucchini bio-fuel company Am I rambling? I sure hope so. It's been a long day. Any novel ideas on how to get skunk reek out of a dog's fur? Rosalyn
Charlie0024		#19	[-]
TX Member Posts: 1341 (06/27/08 08:53 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Rosalyn wrote: What the hecks a ROC temple and May I apply? I could be- A tamer of shrews, grape stomper, bacchei control officer, captain of the banana boat, ring master of the traveling flea circus, a fly in the ointment, pizza delivery girl A proprietor of- Rosini's Paninis Ye Old Sandwich Shoppe Rosa's Wonder Bra Emporium Sleep like a ROC Bed and Breakfast Inn Who'll Fuel You, zucchini bio-fuel company Am I rambling? I sure hope so. It's been a long day. Any novel ideas on how to get skunk reek out of a dog's fur? Rosalyn ROC temple is the place where all Reneé worshippers can pray to the goddesss. Or like Shell and I do regulary, getting drunk on roc beer and roc wine These things are all nice occupations, I would vote for the Pizza delivery but when I get Pizza and Coffee in the temple where is my reason to go home at night? If you have a favourite Reneé picture then you can give that and your occupation to SaraXenite and she will do a RocTemple Banner for you. Just tell her if you want your banner small/big, dark/light. I for example have a big and dark banner. And the advise about the dog smell is easy: You take your dog, you go to another house in which another dog lives, when no one looks then you exchange one stinky dog against one non stinky dog, then you go home with the non stinky dog and be happy. But seriously I think tomatoes help. At least with people they do. Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! - Coffee has two virtues: it's wet and warm. - Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
xShell		#20	[-]
TX Member Posts: 2909 (06/27/08 10:06 AM) TX Member Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Lol, Rosalyn. Loving those occupation suggestions. Maybe you could have the Sleep Like A ROC B&B who also delivers pizza and sammiches? ;D Although I'm sure Sara would have issues fitting all of that one your banner, so you might have to keep your job title brief. Anywhore, welcome to ROCtemple. Hope you enjoy your stay here, the pay is good with a great dental plan.. Ok, that's a lie.. It's a slave wage and we just use a pair of pliers if anyone complains of toothache. Be warned. As for the stinky dog.. Er, firstly.. Don't let it know you think he's stinky, it'll lower it's self esteem. But maybe plenty o' baths and some Febreze?.. Proud PLAyer -\|- Hardcore ROCer -\|- Mayor of ROCtopia

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