Xena gets a big surprise when she discovers "Bardi-poo"
has a rash...A Monster rash!
Hmmm...Now when Xena and Gabby were covered in Goat poo...
Did that make them "stool-mates"???
HOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL !!!
Take it away Xena!
"Monster Rash"...("Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers)
"I was sleeping by the fire...Late one night
When my eyes beheld a scary sight
For my soulmate from her bedroll began to rise
And suddenly...To my surprise..
(She had a rash!)
She had a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
She looked like poor white trash
(She had a rash!)
It was as big as her ass
(She had a rash!)
She had a monster rash...
From my medicine pouch sitting by the fire
I frantically searched and began to perspire
As my bard's fungal tootsies were thrust in my face
And her devilous grin left a really bad taste...
(It was a rash!)
It was a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
She looked like poor white trash
(It was a rash!)
It was as big as her ass
(It was a rash!)
It was a monster rash...
The Xenites were having fun
The show had just begun
The cast included Ecxena
Scabrielle and sheep dung...
Out in the forest Gabby readied her staff
But the cute killer bunny had the last laugh
She screamed in terror as she 'flipped it the bird'
And said..."You know Rob Tapert...This is really absurd???"...
(Don't be so rash!)
It's only a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
She looked like poor white trash
(She had a rash!)
It was as big as her ass
(She had a rash!)
She had a monster rash...
The bath was bitchin' we were covered in poo
While Joxer saved the day with his yucky stew
The 'Monster Rash' was 'put on ice'
With their vocal group..."The Giggling Head Lice"...
(It was a smash!)
It was a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
We looked like poor white trash
(It was a rash!)
We scratched each other's ass
(It was a rash!)
It was a monster rash...
Now everything's cool Argo's back safe and sound
And 'The Gabby droll' is the talk of the town
For you evil bad guys who I quickly slew
When you get to Hades tell them Xena sent you...
(We had a rash!)
We had a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
We looked like poor white trash
(We had a rash!)
We scratched each other's ass
(We had a rash!)
We had a monster rash..."
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yikes!
has a rash...A Monster rash!
Hmmm...Now when Xena and Gabby were covered in Goat poo...
Did that make them "stool-mates"???
HOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL !!!
Take it away Xena!
"Monster Rash"...("Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers)
"I was sleeping by the fire...Late one night
When my eyes beheld a scary sight
For my soulmate from her bedroll began to rise
And suddenly...To my surprise..
(She had a rash!)
She had a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
She looked like poor white trash
(She had a rash!)
It was as big as her ass
(She had a rash!)
She had a monster rash...
From my medicine pouch sitting by the fire
I frantically searched and began to perspire
As my bard's fungal tootsies were thrust in my face
And her devilous grin left a really bad taste...
(It was a rash!)
It was a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
She looked like poor white trash
(It was a rash!)
It was as big as her ass
(It was a rash!)
It was a monster rash...
The Xenites were having fun
The show had just begun
The cast included Ecxena
Scabrielle and sheep dung...
Out in the forest Gabby readied her staff
But the cute killer bunny had the last laugh
She screamed in terror as she 'flipped it the bird'
And said..."You know Rob Tapert...This is really absurd???"...
(Don't be so rash!)
It's only a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
She looked like poor white trash
(She had a rash!)
It was as big as her ass
(She had a rash!)
She had a monster rash...
The bath was bitchin' we were covered in poo
While Joxer saved the day with his yucky stew
The 'Monster Rash' was 'put on ice'
With their vocal group..."The Giggling Head Lice"...
(It was a smash!)
It was a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
We looked like poor white trash
(It was a rash!)
We scratched each other's ass
(It was a rash!)
It was a monster rash...
Now everything's cool Argo's back safe and sound
And 'The Gabby droll' is the talk of the town
For you evil bad guys who I quickly slew
When you get to Hades tell them Xena sent you...
(We had a rash!)
We had a monster rash
(A monster rash!)
We looked like poor white trash
(We had a rash!)
We scratched each other's ass
(We had a rash!)
We had a monster rash..."
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yikes!
- great work!
