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Jox: "Hello?!"

G: "Joxer-- "

Jox: "What?"

G: "I wanna thank you for today-- you were a great help."

Jox: "You know, Gabrielle? I've been around long enough to recognize sarcasm when I hear it."

G: "But at least we're together?"

Jox: "See? There it is, again. Hey! Would somebody please fix the gutter up there?! The leak is driving me crazy!"

G: "It's not a leak! That's the whole point. What did you do with that pouch of black powder?"

Jox: "Down my pant leg."

G: "All right. Joxer-- hold still."

Jox: "All right. Hm-m? Gabrielle-- we're in public"

G: "Ooh-- what _is _hat?"

Jox: "Oh. Say-- it's [Clears throat]-- it's, um [Clears throat]-- "

G: "Oh. Remind me to cut off my foot when we get out of here."

Jox: "Hmm. Gabrielle-- where did you learn to do that?"

G: "Would you be quiet? I'm trying to concentrate."

Jox: "Oh."

G: "Got it! OK."

Jox: "Hey, that's not gonna work! You're gonna need a spark for that!"

G: "Oh, yeah. Here we go."

Jox: "Good, Gabrielle! You know, uh-- that's the first time I ever had-- three feet in my pants."

G: "You tell _anyone_-- and you're dead."